the_glow_worm: (TripleThreat)
Hey asshole.

Yeah. You. The she-beast feminist neo-punk kinkwhore with all the retarded, totally radical, man! ideas about the world and the presumptious, utterly pretentious opinions about humanity (Which I know you only voice to show off)--Yeah, you.

I normally don't have a problem with you. Well yes, actually, I do. You like to show off your minimal knowledge, like to act well-read without actually being so, like to condescend to everyone. Well, fine. But at least you don't insult me personally, just the general gene pool by your very presence.

But here's the thing.

I drink Diet Cola, believe it or not, for the taste. You know that entire 'everyone has different tastes' thing? Yeah, okay, well it applies, even if you've never been taught so. I'm not drinking it because I want to lose calories and all that bullshit. I drink because I like it. Does this need to be drilled into your head again? Maybe like in that movie Pi?

I LIKE IT.

So no more of the 'omg you have body issues' and the usual feminists rant about diets and so forth. Considering you're super-skinny to the point of anorexia, I find that rather hypocritical.

Yeah. Don't be insulting me or my drinking preferences, or my man over at Coke Headquarters will come and carbonize your brains out.

And then we will drink it.

And it will be a new Coke flavor.

And it will be called "Fuck You Cola"

P.S. The icon is short for "I vill be shooting you now."

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