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So I realized something today. Or rather, I became enlightened today.

I'm calling these my Five Illustrious Truths.

    1. I am awesome. This is not egomania, this is a fact.
    2. Math tests are not awesome. Again, this is not blind prejudice due to the fact that I'm failing math, this is unfettered, undiluted, pure truth.
    3. Awesome is a superior state of existence than Not Awesome.
    4. Therefore, all beings or objects that are Not Awesome should strive to reach Awesome.
    5. Following that logic, my math test failed me.

Q.E.D.

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