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To all my weird little friends that I usually adore:

I don't like Twilight.

I hate Bella, I don't think Edward is at all remotely attractive, and I don't think Stephanie Meyer is a goddess. You may think that the writing is perfect, the plot heart-breaking, the dialogue witty, the characters believable. I don't. Nothing against it, it just doesn't do it for me.

I have read it. I have enjoyed parts of it. But I have never been moved to tears by the ill-fated, misadventured exploits of Romeo and Juliet Bella and Edward. (I also don't enjoy the blatant R & J references. But that's just me. Like the rest of this journal.)

The funny thing is, I wouldn't mind it so much if you would stop talking about it. If I'm honest with myself, I think that, in spite of besides everything else, the writing is very good. I would have read it, enjoyed it, and forgotten about it. But because of everything you had put me through for the sake of that @&*% overrated, blatantly teenage-girl-button-pushing scrap of an excuse for literature, I hate it. Overly so.

So please. Stop talking about it so much. That is all I ask. ALL I ASK. Or at least curb your enthusiasm to a point where I don't want to stake Edward through the heart with Bella's splintered femur.

Love,
Alice
<3

P.S. I would also really appreciate it if you would stop talking about my literary bloodsucking namesake and confusing her with me. Thank you.

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